Jun 3 the $30,000 Millionaire
For the longest time I never knew that people outside of Las Vegas used the term “$30,000 Millionaire”. I was wasting time on Facebook the other day when I noticed one of my friends had it listed in his profile and I found it humorous how that term has proliferated. So what does it mean? Basically, it is a douche bag that makes about $30,000 per year but in front of other people he or she likes to act like they are worth millions. The term really applies more to dudes, and they are often found at the trendiest nightclubs and bars. After working at a nightclub for several years I can tell you that at any given moment 2 out of 3 patrons in a trendy nightclub are, in fact, millionaires (not really). Common symptoms of “$30,000 Millionaire” syndrome:
- You refer to yourself as “baller”, or “high-roller”, etc.
- When in public you like to point out how much the things you are wearing cost, i.e. “look at my new [hideous] Versace shirt, it cost me over $150″
- Everything you own is leased
- Your credit card(s) is maxed out, mostly with charges for clothes and cheap champagne at the hottest nightclubs
- You wear a lot of hideous looking gold jewelry
- You like to wear your sunglasses inside
- Your life is dictated by all of the latest trends
- Every time you go out you like to buy champagne and bottles for everyone at the table and then dance around with the bottle in your hand.
These things are commonly done to appear as those you are loaded and ultimately you think it will get you laid. Most likely neither occur. Just in case you were wondering what they look like I thought I’d include some pictures:
Here we see the bleached greasy hair, hideous shirts that probably cost more then their monthly income and most of all, they are standing there with their thumbs up each other’s asses as they talk about who is more “baller”.
These next two are pretty self explanatory:
Now this next one I know you are going to jump to conclusions and say “oh but this guy really is a millionaire!!” I will explain…
Technically speaking, he himself is a $30,000 Millionaire. He has no money, he is poor, and he is worthless with no talent. All of his money was actually Britney’s money.
While this is kind of off topic, I’d like to say that one of my new favorite sites to look at is called, “Hot Chicks with Douchebags“. There you can find more examples of $30,000 Millionaires, except on this site they will show all of the idiot women that have fallen for it. It could also be titled, “Women with an IQ less than 15 that like to put out for guys that make $30,000 per year but like to pretend they are millionaires.”
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